I am irrationally angry that there is nothing cool left that I can do to be counterculture. Tattoos and piercings are rapidly being made acceptable by The Masses; you can wear pretty much any ridiculous thing and be grouped with a commonly known in-crowd of punks or goth kids or hipsters or nerdy gamers; the only way to really go against the grain ( Read more... )

Okay, I can do rhyming without iambic pentameter. I can do iambic pentameter without rhyming. Sort of. But I cannot for the life of me do them together! And DEFINITELY not by 12 o'clock tomorrow! It's just not happening ( Read more... )